Baseball Facts

Jason Kendall produces so little power he is certfied green

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:26:42 -0500

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Jason Kendall's pop-ups never exceed eye-level.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:26:04 -0500

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Jason Kendall once "called his shot" by pointing at the catcher's mitt.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:25:09 -0500

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Mario Mendoza just bought season tickets to the Royals. He's hoping to see history.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:25:15 -0500

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After the Royals signed Jason Kendall for two years, the Failblog upgraded its servers.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:24:09 -0500

(via Keith Law)

Someone watching Jason Kendall bat was the inspiration for Edward Munch's "The Scream"

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:23:52 -0500

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The OED added "giving Jason Kendall $6MM for 2 years" as an alternate definition of "royal flush"

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:23:02 -0500

(via ciarrai84)

Jason Kendall has infield fly rule power.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:20:40 -0500

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Jason Kendall attempted to throw out a baserunner, but by the time the ball got there, the game was over.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:19:00 -0500

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Jason Kendall is vaguely aware that there is a third base

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:17:07 -0500

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3/3 Molina brothers agree that Jason Kendall is the easiest catcher in MLB to steal off of.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:15:25 -0500

(via ciarrai84)

In 13 states, the penalty for walking Jason Kendall is death ... from embarrassment.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:10:01 -0500

ciarrai84 / Keith Law

For charity, The Royals will allow struggling Little League pitchers to regain their confidence by facing Jason Kendall.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:09:15 -0500

(via Vote For Melhuse)

Jason Kendall's at bat music is a fat lady singing.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:07:03 -0500

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Jason Kendall has so little power than when the Royals signed him, all the lights in Kansas City went out.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:03:18 -0500

(via Keith Law)

"Every hitter is human. Except Albert Pujols."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:02:00 -0500

“Every hitter is human. Except Albert Pujols.”

- Zack Greinke (via brighteryellow) (via dreamincolorx)

Be back February/March!

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:36:04 -0500

This tumblr’s going on a hiatus until Spring Training starts.

When Cliff Lee wins something, Kanye West merely stands and applauds.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:20:51 -0400

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Koyie Hill's beard once beat Chuck Norris's beard in a beard wrestling competition.

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:40:14 -0400

thehighestheels:

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YOU CANNOT STOP JEFF MATHIS!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:16:35 -0400

thefallclassic:

You can only hope to contain him.