Baseball Facts

Dec 13

Jason Kendall produces so little power he is certfied green

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Jason Kendall's pop-ups never exceed eye-level.

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Jason Kendall once "called his shot" by pointing at the catcher's mitt.

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Dec 12

Mario Mendoza just bought season tickets to the Royals. He's hoping to see history.

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After the Royals signed Jason Kendall for two years, the Failblog upgraded its servers.

(via Keith Law)

Someone watching Jason Kendall bat was the inspiration for Edward Munch's "The Scream"

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The OED added "giving Jason Kendall $6MM for 2 years" as an alternate definition of "royal flush"

(via ciarrai84)

Dec 11

Jason Kendall has infield fly rule power.

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Jason Kendall attempted to throw out a baserunner, but by the time the ball got there, the game was over.

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Jason Kendall is vaguely aware that there is a third base

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