June 2011
1 post
Dallas Braden secretly writes poems for Gio Gonzalez.
Jun 11th
7 notes
October 2010
2 posts
Cody Ross doesn't use a baseball bat, he uses a...
Oct 26th
17 notes
Cliff Lee has never taken steroids. However,...
Oct 26th
33 notes
May 2010
8 posts
Starlin Castro healed my broken leg with his tears. (submitted by tinkersghost)
May 14th
3 notes
Jon Lester ended the song that never ends. (submitted by ninjastyleshinkick)
May 14th
4 notes
“Justin Bieber has an Ike Davis poster in his bedroom.”
– Submitted by stephaniemaria (via ikedavis)
May 14th
5 notes
Roy Halladay can touch this.
(submitted by walkoffbalk)
May 14th
3 notes
IDEK.
Dustin Pedroia can accurately call balls and strikes while on an airplane. (submitted by ninjastyleshinkick)
May 14th
Submit your own baseball fact. →
May 14th
Albert Pujols only hits doubles when he gets bored...
May 14th
1 note
Zack Greinke can interrupt Kanye West.
May 14th
5 notes
April 2010
1 post
“Ike Davis counted to infinity - twice.”
– (via ikedavis)
Apr 20th
4 notes
December 2009
16 posts
In the future, teams will not start a bidding war...
Dec 23rd
1 note
Jason Kendall produces so little power he is...
(via Twitter)
Dec 13th
Jason Kendall's pop-ups never exceed eye-level.
(via Twitter)
Dec 13th
Jason Kendall once "called his shot" by pointing...
(via Twitter)
Dec 13th
2 notes
Mario Mendoza just bought season tickets to the...
(via Twitter)
Dec 13th
After the Royals signed Jason Kendall for two...
(via Keith Law)
Dec 12th
Someone watching Jason Kendall bat was the...
(via Twitter)
Dec 12th
1 note
The OED added "giving Jason Kendall $6MM for 2...
(via ciarrai84)
Dec 12th
Jason Kendall has infield fly rule power.
(via Twitter)
Dec 12th
Jason Kendall attempted to throw out a baserunner,...
(via Twitter)
Dec 12th
1 note
Jason Kendall is vaguely aware that there is a...
(via Twitter)
Dec 12th
3/3 Molina brothers agree that Jason Kendall is...
(via ciarrai84)
Dec 12th
6 notes
In 13 states, the penalty for walking Jason...
ciarrai84 / Keith Law
Dec 12th
3 notes
For charity, The Royals will allow struggling...
(via Vote For Melhuse)
Dec 12th
Jason Kendall's at bat music is a fat lady...
(via Twitter)
Dec 12th
1 note
Jason Kendall has so little power than when the...
(via Keith Law)
Dec 12th
6 notes
November 2009
2 posts
“Every hitter is human. Except Albert Pujols.”
– Zack Greinke (via brighteryellow) (via dreamincolorx)
Nov 24th
Be back February/March!
This tumblr’s going on a hiatus until Spring Training starts.
Nov 14th
October 2009
4 posts
When Cliff Lee wins something, Kanye West merely...
(via SamMillerOCR)
Oct 29th
5 notes
Koyie Hill's beard once beat Chuck Norris's beard...
thehighestheels: [Via.]
Oct 28th
YOU CANNOT STOP JEFF MATHIS!
thefallclassic: You can only hope to contain him.
Oct 23rd
Oct 5th
September 2009
6 posts
There is no "I" in team, but there is "Albert...
Sep 15th
Matt Wieters can stop the traffic in Times Square...
Sep 10th
1 note
Even Waldo can't find Buster Posey.
Sep 8th
Chris Coghlan CAN sell the Bush's Baked Beans...
Sep 8th
1 note
All your base are belong to Rickey.
Sep 8th
1 note
Albert Pujols can hit a walkoff home run -- on the...
Sep 8th
July 2009
4 posts
Rickey ran. He ran so far away. And he got away.
Jul 26th
Even the weather is afraid of what is called Josh...
Jul 7th
In the future, MLB will be changed to APLB -...
Jul 4th
Matt Wieters Attended A Yankees/Red Sox Series...
(via Matt Wieters Facts)
Jul 1st
1 note
June 2009
34 posts
Roy Halladay can beat Flash in a footrace.
Jun 30th
Albert Pujols hit a home run so far that aliens in...
Jun 30th
Matt Wieters knows where a knuckleball will go.
Jun 24th
Albert Pujols doesn't have to wait for the perfect...
Jun 18th
Kyle Farnsworth always has a raincloud hovering...
Jun 17th
Kyle Farnsworth is the reason why toasters are...
Jun 13th