June 2011
1 post
Dallas Braden secretly writes poems for Gio Gonzalez.
October 2010
2 posts
Cody Ross doesn't use a baseball bat, he uses a...
Cliff Lee has never taken steroids. However,...
May 2010
8 posts
Starlin Castro healed my broken leg with his tears.
(submitted by tinkersghost)
Jon Lester ended the song that never ends.
(submitted by ninjastyleshinkick)
“Justin Bieber has an Ike Davis poster in his bedroom.”
– Submitted by stephaniemaria (via ikedavis)
Roy Halladay can touch this.
(submitted by walkoffbalk)
IDEK.
Dustin Pedroia can accurately call balls and strikes while on an airplane.
(submitted by ninjastyleshinkick)
Submit your own baseball fact. →
Albert Pujols only hits doubles when he gets bored...
Zack Greinke can interrupt Kanye West.
April 2010
1 post
“Ike Davis counted to infinity - twice.”
– (via ikedavis)
December 2009
16 posts
In the future, teams will not start a bidding war...
Jason Kendall produces so little power he is...
(via Twitter)
Jason Kendall's pop-ups never exceed eye-level.
(via Twitter)
Jason Kendall once "called his shot" by pointing...
(via Twitter)
Mario Mendoza just bought season tickets to the...
(via Twitter)
After the Royals signed Jason Kendall for two...
(via Keith Law)
Someone watching Jason Kendall bat was the...
(via Twitter)
The OED added "giving Jason Kendall $6MM for 2...
(via ciarrai84)
Jason Kendall has infield fly rule power.
(via Twitter)
Jason Kendall attempted to throw out a baserunner,...
(via Twitter)
Jason Kendall is vaguely aware that there is a...
(via Twitter)
3/3 Molina brothers agree that Jason Kendall is...
(via ciarrai84)
In 13 states, the penalty for walking Jason...
ciarrai84 / Keith Law
For charity, The Royals will allow struggling...
(via Vote For Melhuse)
Jason Kendall's at bat music is a fat lady...
(via Twitter)
Jason Kendall has so little power than when the...
(via Keith Law)
November 2009
2 posts
“Every hitter is human. Except Albert Pujols.”
– Zack Greinke (via brighteryellow) (via dreamincolorx)
Be back February/March!
This tumblr’s going on a hiatus until Spring Training starts.
October 2009
4 posts
When Cliff Lee wins something, Kanye West merely...
(via SamMillerOCR)
Koyie Hill's beard once beat Chuck Norris's beard...
thehighestheels:
[Via.]
YOU CANNOT STOP JEFF MATHIS!
thefallclassic:
You can only hope to contain him.
September 2009
6 posts
There is no "I" in team, but there is "Albert...
Matt Wieters can stop the traffic in Times Square...
Even Waldo can't find Buster Posey.
Chris Coghlan CAN sell the Bush's Baked Beans...
All your base are belong to Rickey.
Albert Pujols can hit a walkoff home run -- on the...
July 2009
4 posts
Rickey ran. He ran so far away. And he got away.
Even the weather is afraid of what is called Josh...
In the future, MLB will be changed to APLB -...
Matt Wieters Attended A Yankees/Red Sox Series...
(via Matt Wieters Facts)
June 2009
34 posts
Roy Halladay can beat Flash in a footrace.
Albert Pujols hit a home run so far that aliens in...
Matt Wieters knows where a knuckleball will go.
Albert Pujols doesn't have to wait for the perfect...
Kyle Farnsworth always has a raincloud hovering...
Kyle Farnsworth is the reason why toasters are...